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oooHELENAooo Wasn't sexualised so much as scatologised - I think people thought it sounded like an enema. Dirty in the literal sense.
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bennylicious didn't take the Durex goodie bag as I've barely made a dent in the one I got at the Loaded Awards last month...
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thermalsatsuma It's not literally "sticking" as far as I can tell; it's popping straight back out. It just seems to think I'm holding it.
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serichards OK, so how does one use IPA in this circumstance? It doesn't "feel" sticky, it seems to be springing straight back out.
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serichards India Pale Ale?
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