.@twilightstreets No THAT can't be right, cos that would mean it's 25 years since I did my A Levels, and that… can't… possibly… *weeps*  (8 hours ago)

@twilightstreets *turns to dust*  (8 hours ago)

@DRPrideaux The whole THING offends me but I can't say I blame 'em  (8 hours ago)

@Mirithklang @SuperRetroid Home  (8 hours ago)

@Mirithklang @SuperRetroid No it's just I've been gigging in pubs (or similar) since about 1992, as a musician or comedian.  (8 hours ago)